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Friday, April 4, 2008

Dear TROUBLED USER:

This is a very common problem men complain about, but is mostly due
to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0
to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES &
ENTERTAINMENT program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed
by its creator to run everything.

It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert
back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within your system
would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is
gained. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program
files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not
designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or
Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than with the original
system. Look in your manual under "Warnings-Alimony/Child Support". I
recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation.

I suggest installing background application program C:\YES DEAR to
alleviate software augmentation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I
might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General
Partnership Faults (GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for
faults and problems that might occur, regardless of their cause. The
best course of action will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE. In
any case avoid excessive use of YES DEAR because ultimately you will
have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the operating system will
return to normal.

The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all
the GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance.
Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of
Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0.

Best of luck,

Tech Support

1 comment:

Sef said...

Hi there,
I would like to add that if you have Wife 1.0, you must not use Mistress.1.0. They are totally incompatible.

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