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Thursday, September 13, 2012

New Tagalog Pick up lines 2012

Dalawang Multo ka ba? kasi Ghost-Two kita. 

Pera ka ba? kasi naghihirap ako kapag wala ka.

Hinding hindi ako mahuhulog sayo dahil para akong lumulutang kapag nakikita kita?

Ang liit lang pala ng kamay mo pero hawak mo ang mundo ko.

Ang lovelife ko parang ikaw. kasi parang ikaw na lang kulang.

Alam mo ba may kamukha ka? kamukha mo yung future wife ko. 

Ang pagibig ko sa'yo parang LANGKA. LANGKAtapusan.

Kabayo ka ba? kasi tuwing nakikita kita TUMITIGIDIG ang puso ko.

Gusto ko ng MAGNUM? Para ako ang MAGNUMber one sa puso mo

Puro ka HAHA, pag ako nainis sayo HAHAlikan kita.

Mura lang daw ang PUSO ko pero nang dahil sayo nagmamahal ito.

Kape ka ba? kasi ang HOT HOT mo.

Pakitignan naman yung Mata ko kasi parang di na ako makakakita. makakakita ng tulad mo.

Sawa ka na ba sa pagiging ikaw? bkit di mo subukang maging tayo naman.

Dagat ka ba? kasi palalim ng palalim ang pagibig ko sa yo

Wala akong pakialam kung mataba ka, kasi I love you just the WEIGH you are

may planeta bang ikaw? kasi ikaw ang mundo ko.

PEDICAB ka ba? PEDICABang maging girlfriend.

Sana gitara ka na lang para habang kumakanta ako yakap yakap kita.

Driver ka ba? kasi gusto ko ikaw na ang magpatakbo ng buhay ko.

Hindi ko alam kung matino ako kasi pag nakikita kita nababaliw ako sa yo.

sana eroplano ka na lang at Airport naman ako. Para kahit anong mangyari sa akin pa rin ang landing mo.

Hindi ba nilalanggam ang labi mo? kasi ang TAMIS ng ngiti mo.

Bigbang theory ka ba?  kasi nabuo ang mundo ko dahil sayo.

sana halaman na lang ako para diligan mo ako ng Pagmamamahal mo.

Doktor ka ba? kasi gusto kong sabihin sayo ang nararamdaman ko.

Anong klaseng panulat ba ang gamit mo? kasi di kita mabura sa isip ko.

Pede ba kitang abutin kasi sabi ng lolo ko reach for my dream eh.

Tubig ka ba? kasi ikaw ang pinakamalaking bahagi ng mundo ko.

Sana hindi ka buwan para hindi mo ko iwan pagdating ng araw.

gamot ka ba? kasi dinapuan ako ng sakit ng kalungkutan at ikaw lang ang makakapagpagaling sakin.

16 comments:

Dlanyer Oallesma said...

Andaming Tagalog Pick Up Lines. I like it two thumbs up

Dorothy Davis said...

I've been looking for some best pick up lines and I found this post! I really find it interesting and gave me a good laugh. Thanks!eon

Joncil Rolida said...

Panget..

John David Florentino said...

Nicole gigante was here

Ecron Kram said...

Not bad..pwde na rin..

jenirey soriano said...

Haha.. Nice: ))

Rachael de Leon said...

very funny..love it

Ma.Angelica Papa said...

Cheessy :)

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