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Friday, November 12, 2010

JOKETIME : Legal Jokes

Judge: When was the first time you dropped out of class because of amnesia or memory problem.

Witness: I don't recall sir. I can't remember.


Fiscal: Could you see him from where you were standing?

Witness: I could see his head.

Fiscal: And where was his head?

Witness: Just above his shoulders.


Q. Those who don’t have me, don’t wish for me. Those have me do no wish to lose me. Those who win have me no longer. What am I?

A. L a w s u i t


Accused: But Judge I did it for you.

Judge: What! You did it for me?

Accused: Oh yes, Judge. The last time I was in trouble I promised you that I would never get arrested again – and I was just trying to keep my promise.


Judge: You have been appearing before me in this Court for seven years.

Accused: Excuse me You Honor, but is it my fault if you are not getting promoted?


Prosecutor: Where was the police officer in relation to you when you were struck by the car?

Witness: To my left sir.

Prosecutor: How far to your left?

Witness: I don’t really remember, I was getting run over at that time.

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