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Saturday, July 11, 2009

Pick up lines Part 4

Are you real? am I still dreaming? or I finally found the girl of my dream!

Heaven must be missing an angel because you are here right now!

you're like a sun because my world revolves around you!

Are you a daughter of a rock star? because you rock my world!

can you recommend a bank where i can make a deposit? cause I'm planning to save all my love for you!

if you were a new sandwich at mcdonald's, you'd be called mcgorgeous.

do you have a map? because i keep getting lost in your eyes.

was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes

Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns

Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.

You're like NIDO, you're my World's number 1.

Can you wear your life jacket? because i'm afraid you'll get drown with my love.


My psychiatrist want to see you, because he ask me to bring the reason for my insanity!


Comebacks to Pickup Lines
 
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. 


Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. 


Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. 


Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator. 


Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: 
Do not enter. 

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized. 


Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. 


Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there? 


Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.



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