An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed!
"Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my .38 chrome plated revolver so you will always remember me.
"But grandpa, I really don't lika guns. Howzabout you leava me your Rolex watch instead?"
"Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business. You gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a coupla of
bambinos." "Somma day you gonna comma home and mebbe find you wife inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna do then....... pointa to you watch and say "Times up"?"
Friday, November 12, 2010
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