Judge: When was the first time you dropped out of class because of amnesia or memory problem.
Witness: I don't recall sir. I can't remember.
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Fiscal: Could you see him from where you were standing?
Witness: I could see his head.
Fiscal: And where was his head?
Witness: Just above his shoulders.
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Q. Those who don’t have me, don’t wish for me. Those have me do no wish to lose me. Those who win have me no longer. What am I?
A. L a w s u i t
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Accused: But Judge I did it for you.
Judge: What! You did it for me?
Accused: Oh yes, Judge. The last time I was in trouble I promised you that I would never get arrested again – and I was just trying to keep my promise.
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Judge: You have been appearing before me in this Court for seven years.
Accused: Excuse me You Honor, but is it my fault if you are not getting promoted?
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Prosecutor: Where was the police officer in relation to you when you were struck by the car?
Witness: To my left sir.
Prosecutor: How far to your left?
Witness: I don’t really remember, I was getting run over at that time.
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